Fiction, creative nonfiction, comix, poetry and video.

Word count.

500 - 1000 words is preferred, shorter is great, though up to 1500 words is cool if it rocks.

What we like.

We like it funny, and dark, some times inappropriate, always sparse, and not so experimental or speculative, not that we're sure what the latter means.


None. But that doesn't mean that we don't love you. Because we do.

Reprints and simultaneous submissions.

No thank you. And sure, just let us know if the piece is accepted elsewhere.


All submissions are managed through submittable.


Please include a brief bio of around 50 words, including any and all pertinent links.


We think that's it for now. So hit it.